Vape Dads

Vape Dads are an ancient group that consist of Jesus' children that turned on him and G.O.D. The Vape Dads have an long lasting rivalry with the Retards a clan that fights for G.O.D. and Jesus.

History of the Vape Dads
In the year 1499 on December 31 at 11:59 pm in Malaysia. Jesus descended from the sky into a large field among his followers. The followers immediately bombarded him with questions, everyone talking at once. Jesus simply breathed and of course someone caught it in a jar. They saved Jesus' breath and started they're own religion of worshiping the jar of air. 500 years later in the year 2000 They opened the jar and breathed it in the followers (including Jackson) were transformed with power to complete morons, so stupid they couldn't even come up with a name for the group so the public affectionately called them the Retards